Twitter bio

People say things about me sometimes. So I put the things they say in my Twitter profile. Here's a collection.

"[doesn't] have fins and the squeaky voice."
      — @JenInnovate

"So smart!"
      — @davisinst

"First 100 of the most epic contributors in my life"
      — @jamesdotcuff

"Disinterested but charismatic."
      — @chrisjrn

"I also enjoy your carefully crafted wisdom and your velvety baritone."
      — @jonobacon

"I find it safer to assume all tweets are for 'entertainment purposes only.'"
      — @chrisod

"You can always depend on @FunnelFiasco when you need someone to live tweet grocery shopping"
      — @goodlettj

"Ben has an awesome pointy-haired boss voice when he is reading quotes. :D"
      — @mrry550

"You are an inspiration to us lesser beings."
      — @CarlaSchroder

"Cake enthusiast, cookie adjacent"
      — @mattl

"Gross, but also fun."
      — @onlyalishak

"The Conan O'Brien of Open Source"
      — @funkatron

"I just like using your name as a swear"
      — @mscman

"A pleasant but exorbitant surprise"
      — @argella

"I ❤️ you too Random citizen!"
      — @ohdoctah

"Quick witted, willing to push and tease"
      — @MrRADRC

"My daddy is a do-ork."
      — #BabierFiasco

"Our biggest [fan] this week"
      — @BJLeiderman

"Dude it's a meme of yourself. How can one be so out of touch and act superior."
      — Some troll

"bcotton augments every reality"
      — @vmbrasseur

"I would totally forget trash day if it weren't for you."
      — @mscman

"There's a real demented part of your brain that just never turns off, isn't there?"
      — @evanburness

"Ben Cotton -- a man of refined tastes in meteorology, zone defenses, and breakfast food"
      — @evanburness

"You know how to make a gal feel ennui of the most tiredest order."
      — @cinnachick

"He looks like a dank meme."
      — Nicolas Sanchez

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