People say things about me sometimes. So I put the things they say in my Twitter profile. Here's a collection.
"[doesn't] have fins and the squeaky voice."
— @JenInnovate
"So smart!"
— @davisinst
"First 100 of the most epic contributors in my life"
— @jamesdotcuff
"Disinterested but charismatic."
— @chrisjrn
"I also enjoy your carefully crafted wisdom and your velvety baritone."
— @jonobacon
"I find it safer to assume all tweets are for 'entertainment purposes only.'"
— @chrisod
"You can always depend on @FunnelFiasco when you need someone to live tweet grocery shopping"
— @goodlettj
"Ben has an awesome pointy-haired boss voice when he is reading quotes. :D"
— @mrry550
"You are an inspiration to us lesser beings."
— @CarlaSchroder
"Cake enthusiast, cookie adjacent"
— @mattl
"Gross, but also fun."
— @onlyalishak
"The Conan O'Brien of Open Source"
— @funkatron
"I just like using your name as a swear"
— @mscman
"A pleasant but exorbitant surprise"
— @argella
"I ❤️ you too Random citizen!"
— @ohdoctah
"Quick witted, willing to push and tease"
— @MrRADRC
"My daddy is a do-ork."
— #BabierFiasco
"Our biggest [fan] this week"
— @BJLeiderman
"Dude it's a meme of yourself. How can one be so out of touch and act superior."
— Some troll
"bcotton augments every reality"
— @vmbrasseur
"I would totally forget trash day if it weren't for you."
— @mscman
"There's a real demented part of your brain that just never turns off, isn't there?"
— @evanburness
"Ben Cotton -- a man of refined tastes in meteorology, zone defenses, and breakfast food"
— @evanburness
"You know how to make a gal feel ennui of the most tiredest order."
— @cinnachick
"He looks like a dank meme."
— Nicolas Sanchez
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